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Start your day off right with the empowering Morning Affirmation Deck and jot down your goals in the Lizzo Notepad. Satisfy your sweet tooth with a Salted Caramel Artisan Chocolate Bar that's \"100% that delicious.\" Sip your morning brew from the Be the Effin' Girl Mug while chewing on some \"Bitch Gum\" for a little extra attitude. And when you need some \"Truth Hurts\" self-care, reach for the Patchology Self Care Eye Patches to get that \"Juice\" back in your eyes!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis box includes: \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMorning Affirmation Deck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLizzo Notepad \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSalted Caramel Artisan Chocolate Bar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBe the Effin' Girl Mug \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBitch Gum \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePatchology Self Care Eye Patches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease leave your gift message in the CUSTOM MESSAGE box before adding this item to\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eyour shopping cart.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eWe'll hand write it to include with the package.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIndividual items are subject to availability but not to worry - if something is out of stock, we'll swap it for a similar and equally awesome item.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInterested in adding or subbing products? 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Get your daily dose of passive-aggressiveness with the \"Have A Nice Day\" Chunky Notepad, because what's better than pretending everything's fine while writing your to-do list? Next up, we have the \"Everything is Fine\" Shower Steamers, because nothing says \"serenity\" like steamy water and a reminder that life is a hot mess. Indulge your taste buds with our Artisan Chocolate Bar, because chocolate understands your pain more than anyone else ever could. And to top it off, we've included the Cheeky Cocktail Syrup, because sometimes you just need a drink to validate your questionable life choices. 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Leave a message in the CUSTOM MESSAGE box or inquire by email! Contact our amazing shipping team at shipping@rockpaperscissorsshop.mom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e**Items are packaged in our custom gift boxes with shredded paper \u0026amp; ribbon depending on items that fill the package. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rock Paper Scissors","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44956534833446,"sku":"121157","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1485\/0986\/files\/RPSGiftBox23-2048x2048-14A.jpg?v=1732720727"},{"product_id":"make-shit-happen-gift-box","title":"Make Shit Happen Gift Box","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"group w-full text-gray-800 dark:text-gray-100 border-b border-black\/10 dark:border-gray-900\/50 bg-gray-50 dark:bg-[#444654]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex p-4 gap-4 text-base md:gap-6 md:max-w-2xl lg:max-w-xl xl:max-w-3xl md:py-6 lg:px-0 m-auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative flex w-[calc(100%-50px)] flex-col gap-1 md:gap-3 lg:w-[calc(100%-115px)]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-grow flex-col gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-[20px] flex flex-col items-start gap-4 whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert light\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing our \"Make Shit Happen\" encouraging gift box, because sometimes you just need a little snark to get shit done. Start your day with the \"Everything is Fine\" Shower Steamers, because nothing says motivation like pretending everything's fine while embracing the chaos of life. Rejuvenate your skin with the \"Juice Cleanse\" Face Mask, because if you can't cleanse your life, at least cleanse your pores. Mix up some sass-infused cocktails with the Cheeky Cocktail Syrup, because who says ambition can't be sweet and slightly intoxicating?! And when the munchies strike, indulge in the Sea Salt Crunch Popcorn, because salty snacks and productivity go hand in hand. Jot down your ambitious plans on the Knock Knock Sticky Notes, because making shit happen requires equal parts organization and snark. 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